From the recording Songs from the Eternal Cafe
Words and music by Andy Christodoulou
Sophie Langham: lead vocal, tambourine
Matt Green: guitars, vocals
Andy Christodoulou: bass, vocals
Dave Etheridge: drums, vocals
Recorded at RMS Studios, SE25 by Andy Le Vien
Mixed by Matt Green
Mastered by Wolf Studios, SW2 by Dominique Brethes
CD Artwork by Andy Christodoulou
Duplicated by Discmakers, Sawbridgeworth, Herts
Lyrics
Here we are once again, good evening,
Ladies and gentlemen it's such a pleasure being here.
This one goes out to you, good people,
Without further ado let's get on with the show.
And let's have a big, warm welcome for Mr Tinkerton Stanley, who's going to read the nominations in the first category. Take it away, Tink!
And the winner is he, and the winner is she,
And the winners are they, and the winners are they
And the loser is you
And it's so far, so good, no surprises,
Sucking up's done us good, all mouth and taking rises,
Nice to see all my friends, successful,
You pay us through the nose while we keep talking from our
Arsehole, rectum, ringpiece, bottom, anus, bum.
And the winner is he, and the winner is she,
And the winners are they, and the winners are they,
And the loser is you.
In a star-studded night we had for you,
Those same star-studs whose right it is to bloody bore you.
They had given up time to be here,
But they're paid by the rim they perpetrate all year.
I will still give you the same spiel but who cares, I'm great.
And the winner is he, and the winner is she,
And the winners are they, and the winners are they,
And the loser is you.